April 20, 2002

Hey Paul: Get Back To Where You Really Belong

I woke up, got out of bed and...I read the news today, oh boy! This news story continues to prove our theory of how greedy rock musicians have contributed to destroying the music industry. Today's artists do not even pretend to care about their fans.

The Journal de Montreal is reporting that washed up ex-Beatle Paul McCartney is demanding $1 million dollars to play Montreal's Molson Centre. That is $1.6 million Canadian. Nice to see that Mr. Pee loves his fans so much.

What has this music charlatan done recently to demand such a fee. Let's quickly review.

He released a cheesy patriotic song attempting to capitalize financially on September 11. He took his phony patriotic theme to the Super Bowl to publicize his album and tour. He made a fool of himself during halftime singing with Terry Bradshaw, who actually sounded better than Mr. Pee.

Mr. Pee should just let it be. Doesn't he have enough cash already or does he need the extra moolah for some much needed plastic surgery?

If he requires the money that badly, why doesn't he get an endorsement deal with a hair dye company? He looks like he could use a free lifetime supply of the product anyway.

Alas, Sir Paul has spared the Montreal masses with his greedy demands. Like Montrealers have nothing else to do than pay hundreds of dollars to watch some decrepit performer sing stupid love songs nobody is interested in.

 

Businessmen Rock Stars

Cashing In On Fans

Please say, say, say this will be the last time around for this money grubbing individual, unless of course he wants to join the cast of the Rocky Horror Show. At least he will not need any make up for that role.

If that doesn't work out, a guest appearance on the Osbournes life in a day TV show may do the trick. One problem though, Mr. Pee may bankrupt the show by requesting $1 million dollars for the make up budget.

Remember those "Paul is dead" rumors several decades back? One look at Mr. Pee's face and one listen to his music today may only serve to revive those rumors once again. It is time for Mr. Pee to take his broken wings or his yellow submarine and go back to where he belongs - down, really down.

Sphinx
"There's Only 1 Station"

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